Dear Comment Spammer It is lovely that you took the time out of your busy schedule to visit my site. Oh, wait you probably did it by some computer bot and think it's rather clever and nifty. Let's have a look at this a second and we may work out where you went wrong. You start by calling me, webmaster or mate. Now if you were a real person you would take the time to figure out my name. It's not that heard I promise you, it's on every sodding post. You then proceed to tell me how long ... VIEW POST